Cody Christano: The Life of an American Scum Bucket
You exit your Mother's house and step into the bright light of a beautiful sunny summer day in the suburbs of Axechester. You climb into your crappy red jeep and back out into the street.
You have a couple of things to do today...
1. You want to sell your old bike to get some cash to hit up the strip clubs.
2. Go and try to sell your demo tape to the record store.
3. Go to work to pick up your weekly paycheck
4. Go garbage picking
You itch your ass as you think about it. You are holding a box cutter in your hand and are pondering how long it would take to cut someones head off with it. You put it in your pocket.
You have a couple of things to do today...
1. You want to sell your old bike to get some cash to hit up the strip clubs.
2. Go and try to sell your demo tape to the record store.
3. Go to work to pick up your weekly paycheck
4. Go garbage picking
You itch your ass as you think about it. You are holding a box cutter in your hand and are pondering how long it would take to cut someones head off with it. You put it in your pocket.