Whatever...

You go back to class and sit down. The teacher stares at you strangley. "Are you on drugs?" She states. "Your eyes are all bloodshot and your shaking!"
This may explain the talking apple you think, but you don't remember taking any drugs. You shrug your shoulders and tell the teacher your not on drugs. "Go to the principals office!" She shouts, obviously not believing you. Looking around you see all your classmates have turned into Joe Camel. The Joe Camel in front of you lights up a cigarette, turns toward you and smiles slyly while letting loose a puff of smoke into your face. What do you do?