The Super Awesome Legion of Mythical Adventurers

You walk over to the stove to investigate what's making that screaming noise. Looking into the pan you see it's bacon, but not really. It's bacon with facial features and they're contorted in pain. ''HELP US! IT BURNS!'' one of the bacon yells at the top of its tiny lungs.

Aw crap. You're so super hungry right now, but I guess you have an obligation to these little bacon for putting them in there in the first place. A little voice in your head says 'You can just turn up the heat and forget ALL about them. It's just bacon.''