THE MOST JELLYFISHY RANDOMISH STORY EVER

You run into town and quickly spot an old lady walking along on the street, reading a newspaper with a pair of coke-bottle spectacles.

You run up to her, grab them off her face, and snap them in two.

"HEY!" the old lady shrieks, and begins to hit you with her purse, which is filled with bricks. What do you do?