THE MOST JELLYFISHY RANDOMISH STORY EVER

You stand up and wash down your daffodil lunch with a big glass of eggnog (which seemed to magically appear out of nowhere...). Then you happen to look at your hands and suddenly realize that your fingernails are painted bright blue, even though you're not normally in the habit of painting your fingernails....
"What in the world?" you ask yourself, examining your hands.