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The Super Awesome Legion of Mythical Adventurers
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ShadowLycan
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You open the fridge. Standing on one of the shelves is a package of bacon all by its lonesome. On the bottom shelf there's a quart of orange juice...and a box of condoms. How did that get there?
You have 5 choices:
Make yourself some bacon and pour yourself some juice
Actually, no, let's skip breakfast
YOU'RE A CARNIVORE! GIMME SOME BACON!
I'm not really hungry. Just give me some juice.
I wonder if these condoms are edible...