Interdimensional Traveler

You walk around for a little while, and start to realize that Hell isn't necessarily so bad. There's prostitutes, casinos, liquor stores everywhere, and almost all of your favorite celebrities from yesteryear are here.

Sam Kinnison comes up and greets you.
"Want a joint?" he asks, offering you a toke.

"Sure, why not?" you reply, taking the joint and smoking it.

You hear an alarm ringing.

You wake up, with the remote control beside you and the TV playing a preview some new Tarantino movie. The whole interdimensional travel thing was just a dream.

You walk out to the kitchen, and watch on the news that some plant leaf with eyes and hands calling himself Doki Doki has just invaded the White House and declared himself Absolute Ruler of the World. He also claims that he is planning to unleash his clone army, consisting of clones of Britt Irvin, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Ray Romano to ensure absolute obedience and allegiance to him.

ALL HAIL KING DOKI DOKI!

Too bad your remote doesn't work...then again, except for the Ray Romano ones, maybe the clone armies won't be so bad...
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