There Will Be Blood
You sit up in your bed. You try to open your eyes, but they feel heavy. You decide to lay back down for a second. You fall back asleep, and see yourself back home, strolling through the park, with Amy, your girlfriend. You're holding hands, and walking through the park, sharing stories from childhood. All of a sudden, a kick to the ribs...As you wake up you see yourself falling down to the ground..Before you can make a sound, you hear someone screaming right next to your ear.. "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL?? EVERYONE IS UP AND READY, AND YOU'RE STILL IN BED, DROOLING ON YOUR PILLOW!!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!! You:
You have 4 choices:
- Quickly jump up, and sound off "Yes Sir, Sorry Sir, It wont happen again"
- Turn around and tell Sarge to shut the fuck up before you knock his teeth out
- Lay on the floor and start twitching and screaming, hoping Sarge will feel sorry for you
- Slap the Sarge with the back of your hand, get up, and finish him off.