Project Theta 27

Well, that's kinda private... Wth, alright. Hmm... Let's see... Jimmy's joined a gang, and Billy died in a car crash yesterday. Oh, Jennifer is lost in the woods. She's three, you ask? No, no, no. She's almost four, so she's totally capable of surviving in the wilderness. But, she's been missing for a few days. She even sent me mail, though I don't know how since she's in the middle of the woods. Must be some magical mailman that delivered her message.

Here it is:

Daddwy,
I no long go with you, you don't treat good. I lost in woods thee days, nice people found me. I go with them. No see you anymoar. I hat you. >=(

Didn't she put so much love into that? I then wrote back,

I hat you too, Jenny!