Last Summer

You dialed 911 and a African-American police officer answered it.

"What's up?"

"Look," you stammered, "Baddies stole my credit card!"

"Alright, what did they look like?"

"Well, all of them were black and they wore gangsta clothing."

"Are you talkin' about my boy?"

"Uh-"

"Son, listen, he's not a baddie-"

"Yes he is!"

"Oh, you wanna blame him because you're a racist?"

"Yes! Wait, uh, no! I-"

"Good-bye!"

Then he hung up! Great! Now what?!