Fan Fic: Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

After the long flight, you arrive in Russia, home to the Hermitage Museum, one of the oldest museums in the world. It was founded in 1764 by Empress Catherine the Great and today houses one of the largest collections in the world.

You wander its historic halls, soaking in all the one-of-a-kind exhibits. There is the famous Egyptian Collection, the wooden chariot from the 3rd century B.C., the Madonna with Beardless St. Joseph by Raphael, and the statue of Prince Yevgeni at the dining table with a mysterious Chinese dignitary....

Then you remember your mission. You walk around, asking everyone you see about Sue Aside and the World Cup.

"Sorry, the person you're looking for isn't here. I haven't seen anyone matching that description," the curator says.

"Nope, haven't seen anyone carrying that around here," says the hotel clerk.

"You're looking in the wrong place, honey. How about getting a manicure?" replies the nail salon worker.

Sue Aside is not here. You try another possible location.