an extremely fictional story based on ignorance(or a weird day)

your name is James.you have brown hair,and ALWAYS wear a blue shirt and---(why do they always tell you about this CRAP when the person they describe is the EXCACT opposite of you?)anyway,you wake up one morning and your mom serves you breakfast,she says"this is the last of the cocoa puffs"what do you do?

You have 2 choices: