Friday at the Mall

The 3 of you goofs make your way to Spencer which has so much stuff you guys love. Right when you guys first walk in, you go to the "dirty" card section. You love reading them, they're friggin hilarious! "Hahahahaha, read this!" Mike says to you. After you read a bunch of them, you look at the tricks and gags they always have which you also love. There's this one chicken they have. When you squeeze it and let it go, it makes the loudest and funniest noise. You sneak behind Mike and let it rip behind him. "Ahhhhhhh!" he screams. You and Josh start laughing. "Damnit" Mike says. As you put the chicken back, the guy behind the desk looks at you with cold eyes. "I saw you put that in your pocket... Now get it out and back on the shelf before i have police escort you out." WHAT? You can't believe this guys is accusing you of stealing something. "I didn't take anything!" you innocently reply. "I KNOW YOU TOOK IT. NOW LIKE I SAID, PUT IT BACK OR THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU OUT." he says again. Well obviously this guy isn't believing you. What should you do?