The Love Of Your Life

You used your hand to the door to scan it, then the alarm went off and two soldiers ran toward you.

"Why did the alarm go off?" asked one of them.

"Well, it only does that if you are not in the military," said the other.

"Do you think he's not a soldier?"

"Yes, yes I do."

"Do you think he's a thief?"

"Yes, yes I do."

"Do you think we should kill him?"

"Yes, yes I do."

You tried to run away, but they blasted their rifles at you. Then you fell to the ground and by the way, who cares?