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Your Weird Life
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coolguy
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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"Einstein needs to go to school," says your mom when you say that, "even if he is a dead genius."
What do you want to do?
You have 5 choices:
Act like Einstein for the rest of the day
Do more impressions
Do nothing--act like you are frozen
Go back to sleep again
Say, "E=MC2," again and again, nonstop
