Your Weird Life

"What the heck are you doing?!" asks your mom when you put your pillowcase over your head.

"I'm 'Pillow Man,'" you tell her.

Worried about your mental safety, your mom takes the pillowcase off of your head and hurries you over to a psychiatrist.


"Vun minnit und ve vill be reddy," says the person at the front office.


You are bored out of your wits in the waiting room. You are even more annoyed, knowing that your mom thinks you are insane. You decide to...