Hall of Infinite Doors
You continue down the hallway until you hear a strange noise which is emitting some sort of garbled message you can barely make out...
Sdaoafds arafde afyou haafdafdppy? Yfadafou'afdve safspent thafdis entfadsire tiadfme lodffaoking dadfor the end, and fofadsadfr what reaadfson? So you could riafdadfsght some safdstupid messaadfsadge to other peoplfadadfse who most likeasdfdsafly wonasdffads't eveaadsf asdffadd these messages. Thadfsats cfadsfrfrect? If you doasdffdaeve me asadfone abou... screw it.
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Eventually, you discover a small megaphone connected to a tape deck by a few strands of frayed wiring. You don't entirely understand what the voice is saying...but it probably isn't important. On the other hand, the speaker is planted squarely into the wall, almost as if it were a doornknob... and, well, maybe it's just your imagination, but...if the speaker really were a doorknob, the tape deck would make a perfect doorbell...
Sdaoafds arafde afyou haafdafdppy? Yfadafou'afdve safspent thafdis entfadsire tiadfme lodffaoking dadfor the end, and fofadsadfr what reaadfson? So you could riafdadfsght some safdstupid messaadfsadge to other peoplfadadfse who most likeasdfdsafly wonasdffads't eveaadsf asdffadd these messages. Thadfsats cfadsfrfrect? If you doasdffdaeve me asadfone abou... screw it.
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Eventually, you discover a small megaphone connected to a tape deck by a few strands of frayed wiring. You don't entirely understand what the voice is saying...but it probably isn't important. On the other hand, the speaker is planted squarely into the wall, almost as if it were a doornknob... and, well, maybe it's just your imagination, but...if the speaker really were a doorknob, the tape deck would make a perfect doorbell...