Merry Christmas, Prepare To Die

You put on your hat and head downtown, hoping that some lonely private dick will be waiting in his office for you to come in and hire him.

You stop for a moment after you've gotten off the bus, realizing that you neglected to actually look up any private detectives.

As you reach for a nearby phone booth in order to get a phone book, a gloved hand reaches out and covers you mouth. A man in a ski-mask pulls you into an alley way and another man hits you with a lead pipe. The world goes dark.

You have 2 choices: