Exploitation Theater
"You'll be fine don't worry about it." You say and keep watching the screen.
Your girlfriend can't believe you'd actually pick watching a movie over her safety! She doesn't even argue with you, she just walks out of the theater in disgust. You shrug and go back to the movie.
"Yeah well about that I've found a better deal Dom." You say and draw your pistol on Dominic.
"What?!" Dominic exclaims while stepping back a little. Then he looks over at Rose hiding behind you and gets angry. "Are you fucking kidding me? You're thinking with your dick again!"
"Perhaps, but it's never steered me wrong before, see no reason to not listen to it now."
"Then you're a bigger dumb fucking mutant than I thought."
"Maybe, but you're the stupid asshole that trusted me in the first place, not to mention I don't have three holes in my body."
And with those last words you blast Dominic three times in the chest. Bloody chunks fly out of his back and onto the wall which he slumps against. In his last dying moments he tries to reach for his gun but you shoot him once more in the head decorating the rest of the bloody wall with his brain matter.
You quickly search his body for key to the beat up SWAT van outside.
"You said that thing outside works?"
"Yes! He was yelling at the others to get it running so he could transport my Sheltermates to The Circle."
"Got 'em. Let's go and you better stay out of the way of the bullets."
You go up the stairs and have to waste about four of Dom's boyfriends before you even reach the ground floor.
"Somebody plug that ARRGH my balls!" a slaver screams out as you perform a quick castration with your skillful marksmanship.
You peep outside and see more of them are taking cover near the van. You shake your head and dread the long tedious process of shooting and taking cover. You really don't want to fuck around with these assholes right now. You want to get into that van and fuck all that unspoiled pussy inside. You look over at Rose.
"Remember what I said about staying out of the way of the bullets?"
"Yeah?"
"Well sorry baby, but you won't get that chance." You say and grab Rose to use as a human shield. She screams and begs you to stop.
You step outside and Dom's men waste no time in trying to hit you, happily though with Rose catching bullets you're able to advance to the van a lot quicker. You kill five more of Dom's men before Rose's bloody bullet-ridden body becomes too heavy with dead weight and metal shards.
"Fuck!" you say as you abandon Rose's body and scramble inside the van. You hear the sounds of the Shelter girls trying to scream out and some movement in the back of it. Bullets fly into the windows shattering the glass while you're trying to start this beat up piece of shit.
"Start! Start! Fuck!" you shout as a slaver opens up the driver door in an attempt to pull you out.
"Die motherf urk!" are the last words the slaver says before you shove a knife into his throat. You turn your attention back to starting the van which at last starts. You floor the accelerator and drive out of Crossroads with bullets still flying into the van, you just hope none of them killed the women inside or else this would've been a bit of a waste of time.
A few of the slavers continue to pursue you on motorcycles, but even in the bad condition that the van is in, you can easily ram and knock them over when they try to come near. The problem occurs when they wise up and start aiming for your tires. A couple of bullets go into the back ones and you're swerving all over the place, nearly tipping the van over a few times.
"To hell with this shit!" you mumble and slam on the breaks. The pursuing motorcycles can't stop in time and most of them whizz past the van. One of them actually slams into the back of the van and you hear more muffled screams from inside the van. You quickly run around the back to check, and see that the rider is still alive though his face is a bloody mess and he's crawling on the ground. You put a bullet into his head and look from behind the van to see that the three remaining motorcycles have turned around to come back for you. You easily shoot two of the riders off their bikes. The remaining motorcycle rider decides that this whole endeavor isn't worth it anymore, makes a wide turn away from you and heads back to Crossroads.
Another victory for you, and now it's time to enjoy your reward
Having no more patience, you blast the lock off the back of the van and rip the dented in doors open. That's when you see the Shelter girls, Dom wasn't bullshitting about them. They do have to be the best looking females you've seen and you've fucked a lot of women in this godforsaken wasteland. None of them appear to have been shot in the recent battle. All of them have their hands tied behind their backs, their feet bound together and gags in their mouths. There's six of them altogether.
When they see you they all huddle away as best they can from you wondering what fucked up shit is going to happen to them next. You step inside and take the mouth gag off of a raven haired beauty.
"(sob!) Whaat's going on? Where are we? (sob)" she sniffles.
"Well, I just saved you from those slavers and now we're in the middle of the fucking desert. Rose told me if I take you back to your Shelter, that I would be rewarded."
"Oh yes! Thank you! Yes! We can tell you where it is and we'll reward you! Where is Rose?"
"She didn't make it." You say dismissively as you begin to check out the black haired girl's tits.
"Oh no (sniffle) she was my hey hey what're you doing?" she says in shock when you begin to fondle her tits.
"I'm taking some of my reward now you aren't going to try to fight me are you?"
"Wha wha NO! I thought you're supposed to be helping us!" she cries and feebly tries to get away from you.
"Yeah I am, but you're not really in a position right now to be negotiating what I can have as part of my reward. Now we can do this the easy way and I'll untie your legs so we can do this proper like, or you can continue to fight and I'll just pull down your pants now and ram my massive man missile into your exit silo which you might be even less fond of. So what's it gonna be? You gonna be a good girl?"
The girl's eyes tear up as she realizes she has no real choice in this matter and meekly complies with your demands.
"(sniffle) okay okay just take us home please "
"Oh I fully intend on taking ALL of you home "
"OH WHAT THE FUCK!?" You shout as the film begins to skip, stutter and eventually break leaving only a blank white screen and angry movie patrons.
"Goddammit I was just getting ready to jack off again!" someone shouts.
"Shit, I could've used my money to buy a dirty magazine instead!" another complains.
You and the rest leave the theater in anger, while everyone else is going to get their money back, you realize that your girlfriend never came back! A wave fo fear comes over you and you think nothing of running into the women's bathroom only to find some skank giving herself a "whorebath" in the sink.
"Shit, can't a girl wash out her pussy around here without one of you horny assholes barging in demanding blowjobs? Get out, I'll be on duty in a few moments!"
You rush to the ticket booth in the hopes that the guy behind it saw her, of course you just succeed in pissing not only him off, but everyone else that was asking for their money back when you cut ahead of everyone.
"Look buddy I'm not a private dick, I'm just a regular one. Keep track of your own love life asshole."
"Yeah, and get the fuck outta my way! I was here first!"
Lacking any other ideas you rush out to the parking lot and hope she might be waiting for you in the car, though when you get there you see that the car is gone. She must've taken it. At least you hope she did, since you can't know for certain. You can't even call her since you left your phone in the car. And even if she is safe you know she's got to be super pissed at you right now.
To top it all off you're now stranded in a bad area and you'll be lucky to get out of this place without getting mugged or killed.
Its cliché, but the phrase "It sucks to be you." appropriately applies right now.
Your girlfriend can't believe you'd actually pick watching a movie over her safety! She doesn't even argue with you, she just walks out of the theater in disgust. You shrug and go back to the movie.
"Yeah well about that I've found a better deal Dom." You say and draw your pistol on Dominic.
"What?!" Dominic exclaims while stepping back a little. Then he looks over at Rose hiding behind you and gets angry. "Are you fucking kidding me? You're thinking with your dick again!"
"Perhaps, but it's never steered me wrong before, see no reason to not listen to it now."
"Then you're a bigger dumb fucking mutant than I thought."
"Maybe, but you're the stupid asshole that trusted me in the first place, not to mention I don't have three holes in my body."
And with those last words you blast Dominic three times in the chest. Bloody chunks fly out of his back and onto the wall which he slumps against. In his last dying moments he tries to reach for his gun but you shoot him once more in the head decorating the rest of the bloody wall with his brain matter.
You quickly search his body for key to the beat up SWAT van outside.
"You said that thing outside works?"
"Yes! He was yelling at the others to get it running so he could transport my Sheltermates to The Circle."
"Got 'em. Let's go and you better stay out of the way of the bullets."
You go up the stairs and have to waste about four of Dom's boyfriends before you even reach the ground floor.
"Somebody plug that ARRGH my balls!" a slaver screams out as you perform a quick castration with your skillful marksmanship.
You peep outside and see more of them are taking cover near the van. You shake your head and dread the long tedious process of shooting and taking cover. You really don't want to fuck around with these assholes right now. You want to get into that van and fuck all that unspoiled pussy inside. You look over at Rose.
"Remember what I said about staying out of the way of the bullets?"
"Yeah?"
"Well sorry baby, but you won't get that chance." You say and grab Rose to use as a human shield. She screams and begs you to stop.
You step outside and Dom's men waste no time in trying to hit you, happily though with Rose catching bullets you're able to advance to the van a lot quicker. You kill five more of Dom's men before Rose's bloody bullet-ridden body becomes too heavy with dead weight and metal shards.
"Fuck!" you say as you abandon Rose's body and scramble inside the van. You hear the sounds of the Shelter girls trying to scream out and some movement in the back of it. Bullets fly into the windows shattering the glass while you're trying to start this beat up piece of shit.
"Start! Start! Fuck!" you shout as a slaver opens up the driver door in an attempt to pull you out.
"Die motherf urk!" are the last words the slaver says before you shove a knife into his throat. You turn your attention back to starting the van which at last starts. You floor the accelerator and drive out of Crossroads with bullets still flying into the van, you just hope none of them killed the women inside or else this would've been a bit of a waste of time.
A few of the slavers continue to pursue you on motorcycles, but even in the bad condition that the van is in, you can easily ram and knock them over when they try to come near. The problem occurs when they wise up and start aiming for your tires. A couple of bullets go into the back ones and you're swerving all over the place, nearly tipping the van over a few times.
"To hell with this shit!" you mumble and slam on the breaks. The pursuing motorcycles can't stop in time and most of them whizz past the van. One of them actually slams into the back of the van and you hear more muffled screams from inside the van. You quickly run around the back to check, and see that the rider is still alive though his face is a bloody mess and he's crawling on the ground. You put a bullet into his head and look from behind the van to see that the three remaining motorcycles have turned around to come back for you. You easily shoot two of the riders off their bikes. The remaining motorcycle rider decides that this whole endeavor isn't worth it anymore, makes a wide turn away from you and heads back to Crossroads.
Another victory for you, and now it's time to enjoy your reward
Having no more patience, you blast the lock off the back of the van and rip the dented in doors open. That's when you see the Shelter girls, Dom wasn't bullshitting about them. They do have to be the best looking females you've seen and you've fucked a lot of women in this godforsaken wasteland. None of them appear to have been shot in the recent battle. All of them have their hands tied behind their backs, their feet bound together and gags in their mouths. There's six of them altogether.
When they see you they all huddle away as best they can from you wondering what fucked up shit is going to happen to them next. You step inside and take the mouth gag off of a raven haired beauty.
"(sob!) Whaat's going on? Where are we? (sob)" she sniffles.
"Well, I just saved you from those slavers and now we're in the middle of the fucking desert. Rose told me if I take you back to your Shelter, that I would be rewarded."
"Oh yes! Thank you! Yes! We can tell you where it is and we'll reward you! Where is Rose?"
"She didn't make it." You say dismissively as you begin to check out the black haired girl's tits.
"Oh no (sniffle) she was my hey hey what're you doing?" she says in shock when you begin to fondle her tits.
"I'm taking some of my reward now you aren't going to try to fight me are you?"
"Wha wha NO! I thought you're supposed to be helping us!" she cries and feebly tries to get away from you.
"Yeah I am, but you're not really in a position right now to be negotiating what I can have as part of my reward. Now we can do this the easy way and I'll untie your legs so we can do this proper like, or you can continue to fight and I'll just pull down your pants now and ram my massive man missile into your exit silo which you might be even less fond of. So what's it gonna be? You gonna be a good girl?"
The girl's eyes tear up as she realizes she has no real choice in this matter and meekly complies with your demands.
"(sniffle) okay okay just take us home please "
"Oh I fully intend on taking ALL of you home "
"OH WHAT THE FUCK!?" You shout as the film begins to skip, stutter and eventually break leaving only a blank white screen and angry movie patrons.
"Goddammit I was just getting ready to jack off again!" someone shouts.
"Shit, I could've used my money to buy a dirty magazine instead!" another complains.
You and the rest leave the theater in anger, while everyone else is going to get their money back, you realize that your girlfriend never came back! A wave fo fear comes over you and you think nothing of running into the women's bathroom only to find some skank giving herself a "whorebath" in the sink.
"Shit, can't a girl wash out her pussy around here without one of you horny assholes barging in demanding blowjobs? Get out, I'll be on duty in a few moments!"
You rush to the ticket booth in the hopes that the guy behind it saw her, of course you just succeed in pissing not only him off, but everyone else that was asking for their money back when you cut ahead of everyone.
"Look buddy I'm not a private dick, I'm just a regular one. Keep track of your own love life asshole."
"Yeah, and get the fuck outta my way! I was here first!"
Lacking any other ideas you rush out to the parking lot and hope she might be waiting for you in the car, though when you get there you see that the car is gone. She must've taken it. At least you hope she did, since you can't know for certain. You can't even call her since you left your phone in the car. And even if she is safe you know she's got to be super pissed at you right now.
To top it all off you're now stranded in a bad area and you'll be lucky to get out of this place without getting mugged or killed.
Its cliché, but the phrase "It sucks to be you." appropriately applies right now.
