Exploitation Theater
You smile as you remember this one. Lots of killing in this one, quite a bit of sex too. Most of it rape. In fact you remember the tag line was actually "If you love rape, you'll love this movie because there's like a rape going on every five minutes in it!"
Feminists boycotted the hell out of this movie back in the day, and still site this movie as an example of the glorification of rape and violence towards women, but who cares what those hairy dykes have to say? This movie isn't just sexist rape porn; it's a genuine piece of entertaining science fiction!
The ticket guy takes your money, hold up your tickets, rips them and also throws the stubs at you.
"Here. Theater one. Go right, you can't miss it." He says and tries to go back to his magazine before you bother him again.
"Where is the concession stand?" you ask.
"Concession stand? You're joking right? We haven't served any sort of food in here in years. Let alone cleaned it. It's over there though. If you're lucky you might be able to fight a rat for some old Gummy Worms stuck to the glass. At least I think they're gummy "
"Ew." Your girlfriend remarks.
"Uh, nevermind then."
You and your girlfriend walk to theater one and open the door. The place isn't empty, but there aren't many people inside. The ones that are here look like total basement dwelling pervs.
"All the people in here look like total basement dwelling pervs." Your girlfriend whispers and grabs onto your arm.
"Oh come on, if that was the case they'd all be in their basements right now. Besides I'm sure the old guy sitting in the corner over there owns his own house. Relax. It'll be fine. Let's just sit towards the back."
You and your girlfriend find a couple of relatively clean seats in the back row and prepare to watch the film.
As the title screen comes on and the excessive synthesizer music plays, all the old memories of how much you enjoyed this come back to you instantly and you feel yourself getting into the movie
Feminists boycotted the hell out of this movie back in the day, and still site this movie as an example of the glorification of rape and violence towards women, but who cares what those hairy dykes have to say? This movie isn't just sexist rape porn; it's a genuine piece of entertaining science fiction!
The ticket guy takes your money, hold up your tickets, rips them and also throws the stubs at you.
"Here. Theater one. Go right, you can't miss it." He says and tries to go back to his magazine before you bother him again.
"Where is the concession stand?" you ask.
"Concession stand? You're joking right? We haven't served any sort of food in here in years. Let alone cleaned it. It's over there though. If you're lucky you might be able to fight a rat for some old Gummy Worms stuck to the glass. At least I think they're gummy "
"Ew." Your girlfriend remarks.
"Uh, nevermind then."
You and your girlfriend walk to theater one and open the door. The place isn't empty, but there aren't many people inside. The ones that are here look like total basement dwelling pervs.
"All the people in here look like total basement dwelling pervs." Your girlfriend whispers and grabs onto your arm.
"Oh come on, if that was the case they'd all be in their basements right now. Besides I'm sure the old guy sitting in the corner over there owns his own house. Relax. It'll be fine. Let's just sit towards the back."
You and your girlfriend find a couple of relatively clean seats in the back row and prepare to watch the film.
As the title screen comes on and the excessive synthesizer music plays, all the old memories of how much you enjoyed this come back to you instantly and you feel yourself getting into the movie