Try the new AI-powered Infinite Story.

Hall of Infinite Doors

You grab the shell and bring it to the Wario Man.
He say, "WATATEHWANNN!!!
You figure it means, "WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!" so you show him the shell and tell him you will sell it.
Wario Man thgbjkxzles, "HAWMANCHOOWANFOTIT!!!"