Hall of Infinite Doors

You reach your hand deep inside the toilet bowl. The water is cold to the touch and murky so you are unable to see what you are touching. As you move your hand down into the piping you find something. As you pull it out you realize you are holding a plump juicy turd. You throw it back into the bowl and stagger back in horror. You quickly grab the sheet to your bed and wipe of the fecal material. Hopefully you won't need to sleep there tonight.