Dark Secrets

"What are you doing?!" You yell as the man drags you inside the van.

"Thank God you made it back! We thought you were dead and gone!" He says looking very grateful. "We're here to save you."

At that moment a woman opens his driver door and he steps out.

"Godspeed." He says eyeing the woman. "I'll stay here and hold them off."

The woman slams the door shut and peels out of your driveway before you can even protest.