satan get off my back

You were born and raised into this world without being consulted first. You are not a very happy person, not a day goes by when something out of the ordinary doesn't happen to you.....Everyday to you is 'one of those days'.

This one however appears to be stranger than normal. The weather is cold and wet, the rain is pouring down on you and the rain feels like ice cutting your skin. As you make your way to the local cornershop to get some beer a girl approaches you....."do you know where the nearest cornershop is?" she says.