Interdimensional Traveler

You open the glove box and find...

One .44 Magnum pistol, fully loaded

Two packages of some white substance

A picture of Osama bin Laden - except that he's wearing a suit and tie.

You grab the gun. The K-Car comes up beside you. You point the gun at the driver. She looks at you like you're an idiot. She throws a grenade in your car.