Interdimensional Traveler

You stop in for a pint. When you get there, you recognize the bartender as none other than Kate Bosworth.

She looks at you strangely as you come up to the bar. There are Nazi soldiers everywhere. There are also huge pictures of Mel Gibson in a Nazi uniform everywhere. From what you read in the books at the library, you know that in this dimension, Mel Gibson is Governor of the Americas, and that the Nazis now control 70% of the earth's land mass...

Kate looks at you with her two different-color eyes and pours a drink for you. But you didn't even order one yet.

Anyway, you take it and thank her. She says, "Meet me out back in 5 minutes..."

Could it be that you're about to get lucky with Kate Bosworth?

Or is she a spy for the Nazis in this dimension, sent to kill you?

But are they even on to your plan yet?