Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!

You take the porn magazines into the foggy assed dark woods to take care of business. You open the porno and get ready to get busy.

It is about this time that you realize a major problem. It is dark as hell out and you can't see the damn pages in the dark.

Honestly that was a waste of time.

You curse yourself for not having a flashlight or lighter.

You throw the porn down on the ground and step back out of the woods and infront of the house.