Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!

Now the greatest idea for interactive fiction has come upon me!
Nothing frustrates me more then playing interactive fiction where the author makes an impossible story where your character gets killed off all the time. I remember reading this stuff as a kid and hitting the getting killed page after all that damn reading. You never get your revenge on the author either, I mean why can't you kill them instead?

While here is your chance. I have developed a story where you try to live through through my tests, with many ways to die and a few ways to live and win. This is kind of like the saw movies. However there is an interesting twist. If you can make it through my maze alive, which won't be easy, you get to get your revenge on me and kill me in what ever brutal way you can imagine.

Sounds too good to be true?

Here is the rules to make it fair for both of us. When you read the story, if you get killed (and you will), be honest and go all the way to the beginning, none of this back button and different choice crap.. That's cheating. If you get to a room that says you won there will be a bunch of blank choices, you pick one of the choices and put in your user name stating how many trys it took you to win, and that you finally owned me.

You then get to write on to the story. You write out how you decide to kill me for your revenge for everyone too see when they click your name, and every one will see you won.

There will be different rooms and different ways to win, never choose the same path twice, if you win on a different path you get to type a new way to kill me and that you owned me again.

If you win anything goes in my death, however the game ends at that point with my death and your victory.

Now come play an Evil Villain's game! Let us see how many people will I get before I finally get my ass handed too me. It is time for the revenge for all choose your own adventure players who have fallen.