Hall of Infinite Doors

You head to Biggo Braino's lab to get some awesome, super cool gadgets, to help you be an efficient super fly crime fighter, not a pansy Johnny Law. "Welcome, WELCOME, Ive got to show you something!" Biggo Braino sure as hell earns his name. His brain protrudes from his head and is oozing slime. He may be good at gadgets, but not so much at being attractive to the opposite sex. Whatever. " Ive got three things for you to choose from. Do you want the Rocket Raygun, the Grappling Hook?, or the cheeseburger?"