Hall of Infinite Doors

You spin that gun in the baddies direction and pop off 5 shots. The bullets, being the size of gorilla thumbs, make the assassins' heads do a vanishing act. You run over to the wood chipper and karate chop the controls, it promptly turns off and the kittens are saved. Too bad, Nefarious, You just got yo ass kicked from a distance. Good job, you are getting the hang of this action hero business.