Interdimensional Traveler

"Well, I'm gay myself, so I don't see anything wrong with it...but you sure can't seem to convince Ellen DeGeneres of that...she goes around the country gay-bashing and protesting at soldiers' funerals with her little cult, and it just disgusts people..."

This is weird, you think...in this dimension, Fred Phelps is gay, and Ellen DeGeneres is the leader of a homophobic cult that hates gays. This is a complete reversal from your home dimension...

You wonder what will reveal itself next in this dimension...

Suddenly, you hear what sounds like army tanks outside.