Interdimensional Traveler

You loudly yell for the whole cafe to hear:

I HATE WILLIE NELSON AND I AM GOING TO ASSASSINATE HIM!!!

The blonde woman looks at you with ire, and says "Threatening to assassinate the President is punishable by immediate death." Then she whips a gun out of her purse and fires six rounds into your skull.

Your last thought is that you suddenly remember who she is in your dimension. Back home, she is an actress. Apparently, here, she is a secret service agent or something.

Too bad you'll never know...
End Of Story