Interdimensional Traveler

You step in the cafe and order a double latte. You recognize the barista as none other than Fred Phelps. In your dimension he is a hatemongering S.O.B., but here he is apparently a café barista. He turns around to give you your coffee, and you notice he is wearing a pin that says "GOD LOVES CAFFEINE."

You begin to wonder if this is one of those "reverse dimensions."

Just then, a young blonde steps into the cafe. You would guess her to be about early to mid-twenties, and you could swear you know her from somewhere...