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You continue chortling in his language, hoping you are giving him an apology.

Unfortunately he is getting even more enraged at you. He throws something at you that looks roughly like a nuclear missile, about the size of a pencil.

You try to run from the tiny little missile, but it follows you. You turn around to see the little plant leaf jump into the time machine, press a few buttons with his little three-fingered hands, and disappear in time.

Then...BOOM!

Your last thought as a tiny mushroom cloud explodes out of your chest is how much you have always hated plants.

25 years later, your remains are discovered by Canadian actress-singer Britt Irvin. She was getting pretty famous in your lifetime, and actually was nominated for a Leo (Canadian equivalent of an Oscar) just before your death; but in the years since your death, she has won lots of Oscars, Tonys, Emmys, Leos, and all kinds of other acting awards from all over the world, and she needs someplace big enough to store them.
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