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Rewrite History!
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sansevieria
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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The plant leaf starts to speak in a language you don't understand. It sounds literally like chortling.
You have 3 choices:
You say "Dude, do you speak English by any chance?"
You try to speak his language, even though you don't know a lick of it
You whip out your .45 and shoot him between the eyes.