Tales From The Basement
Wasting no time you decide to call the police. Uncle Ed cannot possibly clean up his place in time, especially not if he doesn't know the police are being called.
You explain the situation to them, and they say they'll send someone over right away and for you not to try to stop your uncle yourself.
Soon the police arrive. Not just one but two cop cars. On your way to meet them you bump into Peter and Kevin who are filming something pointless as usual.
"Suzy what's going on?" Peter asks.
"The cops are here, Uncle Ed's a serial killer!"
"HOLY SHIT! The cops? I gotta get outta here!" Kevin exclaims and runs off to hide somewhere in the house.
"Hah! I always knew something was weird with him. I'm filming this shit." Peter says taking the camera Kevin dropped.
Before you can get to the front door you hear a crash, shouting and the screeching of a vehicle followed by gun fire! Uncle Ed is escaping in his van! You rush outside just in time to see one cop car give chase and another officer calling for backup and paramedics for his partner who was run down.
After the initial chaos has died down, the police question you and the rest of the family. They also take the opportunity to search the entire house when they find the body parts in Ed's freezer.
This all doesn't go over well for any of you.
They start out by questioning you, and you help out as much you can, but now you're terrified that Ed is going to come back to kill you. You breakdown in the middle of it and have to be taken to a hospital. This fortunately allows you to miss most of the other "fun" that occurredÂ…
Dad was half passed out, but when they tried to wake him he gets hostile and throws a punch at one of the cops. They cuff him and take him into custody.
Peter attempts to make out like he discovered everything and asking if other news crews are going to be over. They dismiss him as the annoying fuck he is and tell him if he doesn't get the camera out of their faces they'll take him in for obstructing a police investigation. Naturally he cries about the Bill of Rights. They follow up with taking his camera away as evidence and throw him into the back of a police car right next to Dad.
They find Kevin hiding in a cupboard. They find a large quantity of drug on him and he gets a seat in the back of yet another police car.
The worst part comes when Ben has just happened to come up from his bunker to get some supplies. He thinks government agents finally come to get him and opens fire on them. The shoot out lasts a couple hours and doesn't end until Ben is lying dead with several gunshots in him. This of course causes great outrage and sorrow from Moon Shadow and Tommy who see this happen before their eyes. They too are taken away.
Neither one of your sisters were home at the time during this drama, but when Kelly finds out when she comes home later, she's pissed. (Donna doesn't find out until a couple days later since she was partying) She bails out Dad and Peter and blames you for everything. She comes to see you in the hospital and tells you that you that the house has been seized and that they'll all have to find a new place to live! She also tells you that wherever it is they move to, you won't be welcome back and that nobody wants to see you again for all the trouble you cause.
You try to explain your side, but none of them want to listen. It doesn't matter that Uncle Ed was a serial killer, you disrupted the natural order of things in the house and everyone's life has been made even worse because of it. Especially yours.
After getting released from the hospital you're now homeless. You can't really think of any other ideas, so you call your friend Julie and ask if you can stay with her. Fortunately she says you can, but that you'll have to get there yourself because she's too busy with an orgy at the moment.
Unfortunately you never make it.
Even with the police having a manhunt, even with your heightened state of danger. Uncle Ed keeps his promise.
You don't even hear him until he's grabbed your mouth, dragged you into an alley and whispered into your ear.
"My only regret is I won't be able to take my time with you, traitorous bitch."
A razor sharp knife is run across your throat, allowing for a quick clean kill. Uncle Ed then leaves you to bleed out and die.
You explain the situation to them, and they say they'll send someone over right away and for you not to try to stop your uncle yourself.
Soon the police arrive. Not just one but two cop cars. On your way to meet them you bump into Peter and Kevin who are filming something pointless as usual.
"Suzy what's going on?" Peter asks.
"The cops are here, Uncle Ed's a serial killer!"
"HOLY SHIT! The cops? I gotta get outta here!" Kevin exclaims and runs off to hide somewhere in the house.
"Hah! I always knew something was weird with him. I'm filming this shit." Peter says taking the camera Kevin dropped.
Before you can get to the front door you hear a crash, shouting and the screeching of a vehicle followed by gun fire! Uncle Ed is escaping in his van! You rush outside just in time to see one cop car give chase and another officer calling for backup and paramedics for his partner who was run down.
After the initial chaos has died down, the police question you and the rest of the family. They also take the opportunity to search the entire house when they find the body parts in Ed's freezer.
This all doesn't go over well for any of you.
They start out by questioning you, and you help out as much you can, but now you're terrified that Ed is going to come back to kill you. You breakdown in the middle of it and have to be taken to a hospital. This fortunately allows you to miss most of the other "fun" that occurredÂ…
Dad was half passed out, but when they tried to wake him he gets hostile and throws a punch at one of the cops. They cuff him and take him into custody.
Peter attempts to make out like he discovered everything and asking if other news crews are going to be over. They dismiss him as the annoying fuck he is and tell him if he doesn't get the camera out of their faces they'll take him in for obstructing a police investigation. Naturally he cries about the Bill of Rights. They follow up with taking his camera away as evidence and throw him into the back of a police car right next to Dad.
They find Kevin hiding in a cupboard. They find a large quantity of drug on him and he gets a seat in the back of yet another police car.
The worst part comes when Ben has just happened to come up from his bunker to get some supplies. He thinks government agents finally come to get him and opens fire on them. The shoot out lasts a couple hours and doesn't end until Ben is lying dead with several gunshots in him. This of course causes great outrage and sorrow from Moon Shadow and Tommy who see this happen before their eyes. They too are taken away.
Neither one of your sisters were home at the time during this drama, but when Kelly finds out when she comes home later, she's pissed. (Donna doesn't find out until a couple days later since she was partying) She bails out Dad and Peter and blames you for everything. She comes to see you in the hospital and tells you that you that the house has been seized and that they'll all have to find a new place to live! She also tells you that wherever it is they move to, you won't be welcome back and that nobody wants to see you again for all the trouble you cause.
You try to explain your side, but none of them want to listen. It doesn't matter that Uncle Ed was a serial killer, you disrupted the natural order of things in the house and everyone's life has been made even worse because of it. Especially yours.
After getting released from the hospital you're now homeless. You can't really think of any other ideas, so you call your friend Julie and ask if you can stay with her. Fortunately she says you can, but that you'll have to get there yourself because she's too busy with an orgy at the moment.
Unfortunately you never make it.
Even with the police having a manhunt, even with your heightened state of danger. Uncle Ed keeps his promise.
You don't even hear him until he's grabbed your mouth, dragged you into an alley and whispered into your ear.
"My only regret is I won't be able to take my time with you, traitorous bitch."
A razor sharp knife is run across your throat, allowing for a quick clean kill. Uncle Ed then leaves you to bleed out and die.
