Tales From The Basement
"Get the hell outta here too Peter! And stop stealing my damn clothes!" you yell pushing Peter towards the door.
"Alright, alright! Shit. Alright Kevin looks like you're fucking me for this scene."
Kevin gets up and stumbles towards the door.
"Aw damn Peter, I really wanted to fuck your sister this time."
"Yeah well she's being an uptight bitch as usual. Come on it's not like we haven't done this before."
You stop them for one second before they leave.
"Wait a minute, you guys are together?"
"Well I wouldn't say that. Kevin has been helping me a lot, but I don't have any money to actually pay him most of the time. I see sex as a mutually beneficial exchange. Fortunately Kevin is very liberal when it comes to sex, however as you're well aware Kevin has a bit of a thing for you. Hence why I borrow your clothes sometimes to dress up as you, though I really do think they look a lot better on me." Peter sniffs.
You shake your head at all this sordid nonsense and give them both a shove before slamming the door.
You didn't get much accomplished, but at least you prevented anymore of your clothing from getting stolen today.
"Alright, alright! Shit. Alright Kevin looks like you're fucking me for this scene."
Kevin gets up and stumbles towards the door.
"Aw damn Peter, I really wanted to fuck your sister this time."
"Yeah well she's being an uptight bitch as usual. Come on it's not like we haven't done this before."
You stop them for one second before they leave.
"Wait a minute, you guys are together?"
"Well I wouldn't say that. Kevin has been helping me a lot, but I don't have any money to actually pay him most of the time. I see sex as a mutually beneficial exchange. Fortunately Kevin is very liberal when it comes to sex, however as you're well aware Kevin has a bit of a thing for you. Hence why I borrow your clothes sometimes to dress up as you, though I really do think they look a lot better on me." Peter sniffs.
You shake your head at all this sordid nonsense and give them both a shove before slamming the door.
You didn't get much accomplished, but at least you prevented anymore of your clothing from getting stolen today.
