Tales From The Basement
Children? Christ, you sick fuck.
(Sigh) Awwwright then, baby raper
Of course being a pervert and having courage rarely go hand in hand, you're still too afraid to actually leave the goddamn basement. And despite your sick fetish, deep down inside you have a loathing for yourself. So you try to contain yourself for a little while longer with just pictures. A process that is doomed to failure.
After jerking it countless times to Lolicon and MySpace you finally cross that barrier and start looking for real child porn. Eventually you get a hold of a lot of it, but it still isn't enough. You NEED to actually get your pedo hands on a little girl.
Back in the old days you would've actually had to leave the house and stalk the school yards for suitable prey, but thanks to the internet and bad parenting you can find lots of young girls with daddy issues that are practically begging to be raped due to camwhoring in their underwear.
Yes, it's certainly a golden age for pedophilia!
You stalk various sites and chatrooms looking for a live one and eventually you get lucky
iluvhannah: so you watch cartoons? Whut kind? Liek Dizney?
Oursecret: oh all kinds, mostly anime
iluvhannah: OMG I LUV anime! I almost luv them as much as Hannah Montana! We even got the same first name! LOL! Anyway whut do u watch?
Oursecret: well I used to watch stuff like pokemon, but I moved on to better stuff. Deeper stuff that requires a more mature mind. I'd like to show you these cartoons sometime.
iluvhannah: yeah i could do that becuz i'm liek mature for my age.
Oursecret: I can see that. How old are you exactly?
iluvhannah: im 12. lol. how old r u?
Oursecret: oh im just a little bit older, but I don't think that should prevent us from being friends right?
iluvhannah: No, bcuz I think age is just a number anyway. Wanna see my pic? lol.
Oursecret: Sure.
Hannah sends you a picture of herself and the best thing is that even though she's 12 she only looks 10! You might have a little dick, but boy is it sure going to look big in her tiny hands! She even lives in your state! You've GOT to meet this girl.
You make plans to meet Hannah at her house where she says her parents won't be since they're going out for the weekend. She even tells you she'll make some cookies for you. Could life get any better?
So for the first time in a long while you actually leave your basement. You take your mom's car keys from as she's asleep from a hard day's work and drive over to your preteen queen's house.
You see the silhouette of a young girl in the door way who waves over to you. You're so hot for twelve year old trim that it never occurs to you that this could be a set up.
You enter the house
"Hey pedo, why don't you take a seat over there?" you hear a voice say.
OH NOES IT'S CHRIS FUCKIN' HANSEN!
You gulp hard when you see the crusading media man in all his smug glory. He's not as reserved as he usually is though, in fact he seems to be hold back laughter.
"But I thought you didn't do this anymore! I thought you moved on to con artists and identity thieves!" You exclaim.
"True. But trolling you pedos will never get old. Ever. Hell, I don't even get paid for this anymore, I'm just doin' it for the shits and giggles!" Chris laughs.
While this is a bizarre revelation, it still doesn't change the fact that you're still in a world of shit. You immediately dash for the door.
"Hey, you loli fucker, don't you run on me! I didn't get to ask you embarrassing questions yet!" you hear Chris yell.
Of course you don't get a couple feet from the house when several swat officers tackle your ass to the ground and shove a gun in the back of your head. Chris comes out with his crew and motions that the camera get a close up of your face.
"YOU GOT HANSEND FOR GREAT JUSTICE, BITCH!" Chris Hansen laughs hysterically the whole time the officers arrest you.
Bitch is a term you become very familiar with while in prison. After only a few weeks your asshole makes Goatse look tighter than the 10 year old girls that you were lusting for.
Eventually some skinheads do something that your mom should've done when you were born, namely shank you in the fucking neck.
(Sigh) Awwwright then, baby raper
Of course being a pervert and having courage rarely go hand in hand, you're still too afraid to actually leave the goddamn basement. And despite your sick fetish, deep down inside you have a loathing for yourself. So you try to contain yourself for a little while longer with just pictures. A process that is doomed to failure.
After jerking it countless times to Lolicon and MySpace you finally cross that barrier and start looking for real child porn. Eventually you get a hold of a lot of it, but it still isn't enough. You NEED to actually get your pedo hands on a little girl.
Back in the old days you would've actually had to leave the house and stalk the school yards for suitable prey, but thanks to the internet and bad parenting you can find lots of young girls with daddy issues that are practically begging to be raped due to camwhoring in their underwear.
Yes, it's certainly a golden age for pedophilia!
You stalk various sites and chatrooms looking for a live one and eventually you get lucky
iluvhannah: so you watch cartoons? Whut kind? Liek Dizney?
Oursecret: oh all kinds, mostly anime
iluvhannah: OMG I LUV anime! I almost luv them as much as Hannah Montana! We even got the same first name! LOL! Anyway whut do u watch?
Oursecret: well I used to watch stuff like pokemon, but I moved on to better stuff. Deeper stuff that requires a more mature mind. I'd like to show you these cartoons sometime.
iluvhannah: yeah i could do that becuz i'm liek mature for my age.
Oursecret: I can see that. How old are you exactly?
iluvhannah: im 12. lol. how old r u?
Oursecret: oh im just a little bit older, but I don't think that should prevent us from being friends right?
iluvhannah: No, bcuz I think age is just a number anyway. Wanna see my pic? lol.
Oursecret: Sure.
Hannah sends you a picture of herself and the best thing is that even though she's 12 she only looks 10! You might have a little dick, but boy is it sure going to look big in her tiny hands! She even lives in your state! You've GOT to meet this girl.
You make plans to meet Hannah at her house where she says her parents won't be since they're going out for the weekend. She even tells you she'll make some cookies for you. Could life get any better?
So for the first time in a long while you actually leave your basement. You take your mom's car keys from as she's asleep from a hard day's work and drive over to your preteen queen's house.
You see the silhouette of a young girl in the door way who waves over to you. You're so hot for twelve year old trim that it never occurs to you that this could be a set up.
You enter the house
"Hey pedo, why don't you take a seat over there?" you hear a voice say.
OH NOES IT'S CHRIS FUCKIN' HANSEN!
You gulp hard when you see the crusading media man in all his smug glory. He's not as reserved as he usually is though, in fact he seems to be hold back laughter.
"But I thought you didn't do this anymore! I thought you moved on to con artists and identity thieves!" You exclaim.
"True. But trolling you pedos will never get old. Ever. Hell, I don't even get paid for this anymore, I'm just doin' it for the shits and giggles!" Chris laughs.
While this is a bizarre revelation, it still doesn't change the fact that you're still in a world of shit. You immediately dash for the door.
"Hey, you loli fucker, don't you run on me! I didn't get to ask you embarrassing questions yet!" you hear Chris yell.
Of course you don't get a couple feet from the house when several swat officers tackle your ass to the ground and shove a gun in the back of your head. Chris comes out with his crew and motions that the camera get a close up of your face.
"YOU GOT HANSEND FOR GREAT JUSTICE, BITCH!" Chris Hansen laughs hysterically the whole time the officers arrest you.
Bitch is a term you become very familiar with while in prison. After only a few weeks your asshole makes Goatse look tighter than the 10 year old girls that you were lusting for.
Eventually some skinheads do something that your mom should've done when you were born, namely shank you in the fucking neck.
