Tales From The Basement

Sensing that you're looking around to hide behind cover, he fires before you can move!

Nothing happens.

Realizing he forgot to put bullets into the thing, he throws the gun at your head, which you easily duck. You grab a nearby lamp and clobber him in the face with it. He goes down like a sack of potatoes.

Seriously, as if you'd really sell the bones of the Elephant Man in your basement!

You take the briefcase of money, drag him out to the curb for the derelicts to have their way with and think nothing more of it.
End Of Story