Tales From The Basement

You can't let this evil grow! You have to stop it right here and now!

You move forward to attack, burning it as you go. You start setting flammable things on fire and hope to get to the kitchen to turn on the gas and blow it up.

You get to the kitchen and turn on the gas, now all you need to do is escape before the gas hits the flame and explodes in that spectacular fashion like in all those movies you've ever watched.

Well unlike the movies there is no "Dramatic time" (Especially since you were still holding an open flame Zippo lighter in your hand!) and as soon as you turn the gas on the entire house blows up, with you and the Kudzu in it.

You have stopped an evil from attacking the world though, if it's any consolation. Probably not, since nobody ever knew they were in any danger in the first place.
End Of Story