Tales From The Basement
You walk along the shore, marveling at the fact this island is made completely out of Styrofoam and held together by hemp.
In your wonder, you begin to inspect the hemp ropes which are holding the pieces of Styrofoam together.
In your curiosity you begin to pick at a frayed ropeĀ
And in your stupidity, you've just unraveled the entire island!
Well so much for renting this place, you attempt to paddle your way back to shore on a piece of Styrofoam, but you're eaten by a very large seagull flying overhead.
Fortunately it swallowed you whole, but its digestive juices are going to make quick work of you if you don't do something to escape, so you figure fleeing through its asshole is the best way to do this.
Fighting through the intestinal tract of the seagull to get to the "exit", might sound like a novel idea, but it does have its consequences. First of all you're a mile above the earth and over the water. So assuming you managed to survive the fall out of the bird's rectum, you'd still have to contend with minor problem of drowning and sharks.
Second, you've done quite a bit of damage to the bird itself by crawling around in it; in fact you've ruptured and punctured some vital organs. It's dying and now falling at a terrific speed.
In your wonder, you begin to inspect the hemp ropes which are holding the pieces of Styrofoam together.
In your curiosity you begin to pick at a frayed ropeĀ
And in your stupidity, you've just unraveled the entire island!
Well so much for renting this place, you attempt to paddle your way back to shore on a piece of Styrofoam, but you're eaten by a very large seagull flying overhead.
Fortunately it swallowed you whole, but its digestive juices are going to make quick work of you if you don't do something to escape, so you figure fleeing through its asshole is the best way to do this.
Fighting through the intestinal tract of the seagull to get to the "exit", might sound like a novel idea, but it does have its consequences. First of all you're a mile above the earth and over the water. So assuming you managed to survive the fall out of the bird's rectum, you'd still have to contend with minor problem of drowning and sharks.
Second, you've done quite a bit of damage to the bird itself by crawling around in it; in fact you've ruptured and punctured some vital organs. It's dying and now falling at a terrific speed.