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Hall of Infinite Doors
Written by
apotheosis
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R: Restricted - Adult
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Rolling on the floor laughing. That is what "rofl" stands for and is what I'm doing right now because you got this question wrong and have ruined your only chance of ever becoming a global moderator.
