The Darkness Rising

You go to the fridge for a beer thinking that the little man in the tv will go away when you come back. Unbeknownst to you though the second you open the fridge door all the beers come jumping out of the shelf yelling in a high pitched squeaky voice "Freedom". You stand there in udder bewilderment scratching your head until something outside caught your attention, the sky was turning a Mars red like when you put food coloring in water.