Dragon Ball Z

You turn your attention to the perverted but wise man who taught you most of what you know...The Turtle Hermit, Master Roshi!

Master Roshi: Goku...how are you and Chi Chi doing?

You smile

You: We are doing fine, just relaxing. Chi Chi doesnt allow me to do much fighting and you can tell as i am not as "in shape" as i used to be
(You say this sarcasticly as your muscles begin to buldge from your tight, weighted, clothing.

Master Roshi: Whose this little guy with you...dont tell me hes your..

You: Son? He is...his name is Gohan!

Master Roshi freezes

Master Roshi: SON! I didnt think you and Chi Chi would...you know she seemed to me like more of a...a "Black and White" styled girl. One whose beliefs are away from the whole...well you know.

You...