egg soup

She waves your incompetence aside with a casual gesture of her hand. It doesn't really matter, anyway.

"In any case, it doesn't really matter. If you are to exist here, you must come to understand the consequences of your actions, and to alter your behavior accordingly. In other words, quit fucking with my shit, or I will ruin yours."

There's not a lot to say to this. You're not about to go back to your old job of jerking off mules for $2.50 an hour plus tips, and apparently this lizard is the boss for the foreseeable eternity otherwise. Plus she looks like she could definitely ruin some shit.

"First, I will teach you to control your conscious mind, then your subconscious mind. Next you will learn about the other seven hundred sixty five thousand four hundred thirty two separate categories of awareness in your brain, and how to control those. After that all that's left is to learn how to more effectively wield the god-like power you now possess."