Interlife: 2010
You slowly open the door to your neetly furnished computer room, your Apple IMac sitting on it's wonderfully crafted desk.
Sitting in the computer chair, you move your left hand to the back, bottom left corner of the iMac. Your fingers come across a tiny circular button which you push. As your Apple iMac comes on, the computer chair slides back as if reclining, and as a result, your hand is julted away from your pretty computer, causing you to rethink Apple's Tech Support number. However, you didn't have time to, as a shoot-like object envelops the chair, and blinds you. Suddenly, a voice says in speakers mounted on the shoot, "Hello there, and welcome to Rockinental Rocklines."
"Huh?" you say to thin air, hoping that as if by magic it would hear you.
"You are en-rute to the world wide internet. No need for custom service providers. Hell, you won't even have to pay for it anymore, and you could always start a family by downloading a child for your personal entertainment. They are bots, though, keep in mind, so don't expect much from them.
"Whatever. Go on"
"Nothing else to say. Meat your other 2 passengers on board with you, Jack Starfield's iMac!"
The shoot suddenly disappeared, and there was simply another guy, and girl, on board.
"Hi, I'm Earl, what's your name? The stupid thing introduced you as Jack Starfields iMac... Oh, you're Jack? Interesting. You just told me you baught a Mac in December. How is it? Or more like, how was it, while it lasted?"
"Well, great, untill now. Apple can kiss my ass"
You look over and down at Earl's seat to see that it has an image of a Dell computer with "Dell: we make shitty Windows Vista Computers" on it.
Similary, you look down at yourself and see a picture of Steve Jobs that says "Apple: Freedom of security".
"So what do we have here?" you ask. "Our own computer chairs as seats?"
Carline jumped in. "Yeah, looks like it, though my chair is from my kitchen as I was using my Macbook." "Our baby didn't come, hope someone comes by to take care of it".
"Hun, have you seen Jactac lately?" Carline asked.
"Na, last he told me he was gonna walk around the rocket and get his barings. The stupid blind guy he is"
"Right, don't know what you guys are talking about, so I'm gonna head off to dreamland. Good night, and don't let the beta bugs bite, everyone" And yes, I am speaking from the leetspeak manual found in the side pocket of my seat." you say.
And with that, you roll over on your side, your left ear against the back of what was once your computer chair, and try and get a good morning sleep. Yeah, that's how tired you are, you don't even know what time it is, even after being airborn for five minutes.
Sitting in the computer chair, you move your left hand to the back, bottom left corner of the iMac. Your fingers come across a tiny circular button which you push. As your Apple iMac comes on, the computer chair slides back as if reclining, and as a result, your hand is julted away from your pretty computer, causing you to rethink Apple's Tech Support number. However, you didn't have time to, as a shoot-like object envelops the chair, and blinds you. Suddenly, a voice says in speakers mounted on the shoot, "Hello there, and welcome to Rockinental Rocklines."
"Huh?" you say to thin air, hoping that as if by magic it would hear you.
"You are en-rute to the world wide internet. No need for custom service providers. Hell, you won't even have to pay for it anymore, and you could always start a family by downloading a child for your personal entertainment. They are bots, though, keep in mind, so don't expect much from them.
"Whatever. Go on"
"Nothing else to say. Meat your other 2 passengers on board with you, Jack Starfield's iMac!"
The shoot suddenly disappeared, and there was simply another guy, and girl, on board.
"Hi, I'm Earl, what's your name? The stupid thing introduced you as Jack Starfields iMac... Oh, you're Jack? Interesting. You just told me you baught a Mac in December. How is it? Or more like, how was it, while it lasted?"
"Well, great, untill now. Apple can kiss my ass"
You look over and down at Earl's seat to see that it has an image of a Dell computer with "Dell: we make shitty Windows Vista Computers" on it.
Similary, you look down at yourself and see a picture of Steve Jobs that says "Apple: Freedom of security".
"So what do we have here?" you ask. "Our own computer chairs as seats?"
Carline jumped in. "Yeah, looks like it, though my chair is from my kitchen as I was using my Macbook." "Our baby didn't come, hope someone comes by to take care of it".
"Hun, have you seen Jactac lately?" Carline asked.
"Na, last he told me he was gonna walk around the rocket and get his barings. The stupid blind guy he is"
"Right, don't know what you guys are talking about, so I'm gonna head off to dreamland. Good night, and don't let the beta bugs bite, everyone" And yes, I am speaking from the leetspeak manual found in the side pocket of my seat." you say.
And with that, you roll over on your side, your left ear against the back of what was once your computer chair, and try and get a good morning sleep. Yeah, that's how tired you are, you don't even know what time it is, even after being airborn for five minutes.