Refills
Interior of Taco Hut, from just behind the guy at the register (Steve). We see Hank enter the store with an empty plastic Taco Hut cup in his hand. Hank walks over to the soda fountain and begins filling up his cup. Steve walks around the counter and towards Hank as Hank continues to fill up his cup with some random pop.
Steve: Sir. (Hank does not acknowledge him.) Excuse me, Sir!! (Hank looks up at Steve, who by this point has finished filling up his cup.
Hank: What's up?
Steve: You can't keep coming in here and filling up your cup with our pop.
Hank: Why not?
Steve: Are you kidding me? You just can't.
Hank: That's not much of a reason.
Steve: You have to pay for a drink, get a new cup, and then fill it up with pop.
Hank: That doesn't make any sense.
Steve: Yes it does. Yes it does. What you are doing does not make sense.
Hank: No, what I am doing makes perfect sense. I am refilling my Taco Hut cup with pop from a Taco Hut. (Grabs a lid and a straw and snaps them into place.)
Steve: But you are not paying for the drink.
Hank: I don't have to pay for it, ass. It's called a free refill.
Steve: Who told you that you could just come in here and refill your cup for free?
Hank: I saw it on T.V. (takes a drink from the cup)
Steve: But sir... You actually have to purchase a drink in order to get it refilled.
Hank: I did pay for a drink. How do you think I got this cup? (Turns around and walks toward the exit.)
Steve: Sir. Come back, sir! Don't leave with that drink!
(Hank turns around and opens the door with his backside so that he is able to see Steve as he exits. Hank waves devilishly and exits the store. Steve grunts under his breath in exasperation.)
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Steve: Sir. (Hank does not acknowledge him.) Excuse me, Sir!! (Hank looks up at Steve, who by this point has finished filling up his cup.
Hank: What's up?
Steve: You can't keep coming in here and filling up your cup with our pop.
Hank: Why not?
Steve: Are you kidding me? You just can't.
Hank: That's not much of a reason.
Steve: You have to pay for a drink, get a new cup, and then fill it up with pop.
Hank: That doesn't make any sense.
Steve: Yes it does. Yes it does. What you are doing does not make sense.
Hank: No, what I am doing makes perfect sense. I am refilling my Taco Hut cup with pop from a Taco Hut. (Grabs a lid and a straw and snaps them into place.)
Steve: But you are not paying for the drink.
Hank: I don't have to pay for it, ass. It's called a free refill.
Steve: Who told you that you could just come in here and refill your cup for free?
Hank: I saw it on T.V. (takes a drink from the cup)
Steve: But sir... You actually have to purchase a drink in order to get it refilled.
Hank: I did pay for a drink. How do you think I got this cup? (Turns around and walks toward the exit.)
Steve: Sir. Come back, sir! Don't leave with that drink!
(Hank turns around and opens the door with his backside so that he is able to see Steve as he exits. Hank waves devilishly and exits the store. Steve grunts under his breath in exasperation.)
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