Hall of Infinite Doors

You calmly explain that you really need to study. BJ goes starts yelling at you about being selfish. You start to lose your temper. She boils over and storms out of your room. The door slams shut behind her.

It is a difficult midterm the next day, and you are glad you spent the night studying. You sleep the following afternoon. Your roommate comes and goes after dinner, disturbing your rest only briefly. You decide to skip dinner.

Then around seven o'clock there is a polite knock at the door. You tumble out of bed and go answer it. Standing on the other side of the door is a bleach blonde girl in a long black coat with black high heels. You feel the need to control yourself, as she is an exceedingly pretty woman: diminuative facial features, just enough makeup, slender figure. She is dressed to the nines.

"May I come in?" she asks softly.

Not one to keep pretty women in the hallway, you open your door and let her in. She slips her coat from her shoulders to reveal a bright yellow skirt suit with a black top beneath the yellow jacket revealing just a hint of her voluptuous bosom. It is enough to make you go wild inside.

She smiles politely as you look at her and then speaks in her smooth, soft voice: "Are you BJ's boyfriend?"

You are taken aback, as you do not know if you want to be or what her intentions here are. So you answer:

Then,

You have 2 choices: