The Corporate Ladder
You point your finger at your supervisor as she fumbles through putting her bra back on.
"She made me do this," you say. "Once I got in her department she made me have sex with her or she threatened to fire me."
She denies it, of course, but you are very convincing with your accusation. Your arguments are both heard, and in the end, she gets fired. The accounting department is now in need of a new manager, and mainly out of fear that you might sue the company, the president gives you the job.
Your pay is now significantly higher and some extra vacation days are thrown in to boot.
The head of the marketing department offers to take you to lunch to celebrate your promotion. You order a salad, while he gets some chicken. Suddenly, he begins wheezing and pointing at his throat. You are fascinated by the shade of purple that his face is starting to turn.
He's choking, and only you can save him.
"She made me do this," you say. "Once I got in her department she made me have sex with her or she threatened to fire me."
She denies it, of course, but you are very convincing with your accusation. Your arguments are both heard, and in the end, she gets fired. The accounting department is now in need of a new manager, and mainly out of fear that you might sue the company, the president gives you the job.
Your pay is now significantly higher and some extra vacation days are thrown in to boot.
The head of the marketing department offers to take you to lunch to celebrate your promotion. You order a salad, while he gets some chicken. Suddenly, he begins wheezing and pointing at his throat. You are fascinated by the shade of purple that his face is starting to turn.
He's choking, and only you can save him.