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"Mmm, Cheetos! Don't mind if you do!" you say, and starting munching on them.

"Mmph..hgpwth..." the two cops who gave you the cheetos are muffling their giggles.

You stop eating. "What. What is it?"

"We poisoned those cheetos, dude! Hahahaha!" they're laughing so hard now that they start crying.

"Well crap," you say and fall to the floor.

"Hahahahahah!" the cops are doubled over and gasping with laughter.
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